Thought Provokers: 3/26/2025

No one ever skips breakfast because breakfast means breaking the fast. Therefore, those who say they skip breakfast eat it later in the day and call it by another name.

Someone who obsessively collects things and refuses to part with them is dubbed a hoarder and said to be mentally ill, yet someone who obsessively amasses money and doesn’t part with it is defended and dubbed sane.

If humans invent anti-aging technology, family pictures would look like groups of friends who happen to share the same last name.

When the poo starts flying, it’s a good idea to get behind the fan.

It’s fascinating that people who fear spiders, even tiny ones, seem to have no problems with ants despite their similarities.

Unlike most wind instruments, humans can make sound from both ends.

According to the IAU’s definition of a planet (Orbits the sun, spherical under its own gravity, dominates orbit), a black hole in the sun’s orbit would be a planet.

After humans, domesticated cats have the highest percentage of its population who crap indoors.

As a society, we just accepted that most ice cream manufacturers moved from half-gallon to 3/8-gallon containers.

Fulfilling your potential means it’s not potential anymore, and nobody wants to be someone with no potential.

In the future, the Middle Ages will probably be renamed.

You can pretend to be a good actor, but if you’re good at it, then you’re not pretending.

Video game credits are simultaneously a list of people you defeated and the friends you made along the way.

Despite having done it every night, we never know exactly how we fall asleep.

The second toe feels like the foot’s middle finger rather than the actual middle toe.

The biggest difference between bravery and stupidity is simply whether or not it worked out in the end.

There would be far fewer snotty-nosed kids if tissues smelled like chocolate.

There are many things we would do, but the last thing we would do is die.

Many people would rather feel right than be right.

History will likely refer to today’s architecture as the ‘Materialist’ Era of design.