Thought Provokers: 2/26/2025

We often complain about others’ headlights being too bright, not knowing how bright our headlights are.

If a movie or show is live-action, you are an extra, though you are far off-camera.

An infestation of bugs is unwelcome unless they’re ocean bugs called lobsters.

“Happy Birthday to You” is probably the song you will hear most in your life directed at you.

Getting a 3 out of 5 stars is much better than a 6 out of 10.

It’s crazy that society tends to glorify pirates and make them seem cool as we’re growing up.

You don’t realize how well your nasal passages humidify without drying out until you try to sleep one night with blocked nasal passages.

An egg contains all of the ingredients required to make a chicken.

Do corporations in Hawaii have “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays?”

Instead of shoveling snow, it would be more efficient to melt it with a heat-radiating leaf blower.

You can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet.

Middle age is when you notice grocery store music rocks. Elderly is when you know the lyrics to elevator music.

If you spent your infancy in disposable diapers, likely, there are still preserved packets of your poop out there in the world.

When it comes to the Great American Epic yet to be made or identified, no one ever thinks of Indigenous mythologies being it.

Somewhere between the cost of healthcare and the salary of a sports coach, America has never cared less about human life.

If robots take over the world and the internet, CAPTCHA will be used in the exact opposite way as now.

Sometimes, for a joke to work, it doesn’t have to be funny to everyone, but it should be witty enough to get everyone else laughing at the ones who thought it was funny.

On average, a one-dollar bill is worth more than a dollar.

Moms are right about so much more than they’re given credit for.

Soon, being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information will seem like superpowers.

There is no clearer demonstration of competence than a dog carrying its own leash.