Thought Provokers: 1/29/2025

Proper communication skills are a very fuzzy area between ghosting and harassment.

Your bite force is stronger when you’re upside down.

You can increase the popularity of your first name by breaking up with a singer.

DiGiorno is also delivery now thanks to Uber.

Life as a baby must be terrifying. Weird giants feed you, clean you, pick you up, and put you down as they please. They hold you in pens. They strap you in and take you to places for no clear reason. They could easily hurt you but usually don’t, yet you don’t know what’s even happening.

Blind people are living proof that it’s possible to talk without knowing what words look like.

Photoshop and filters are plagiarized beauty.

You could say ‘“this is someone’s fetish” to pretty much anything.

Some consider the difference between happiness and dopamine being consciousness.

The backbeat is accented so much in music that it’s practically the main beat.

“Everything” bagels don’t quite live up to the hype.

Considering he introduced fireworks, smoking specific herbs, certain foods, and raucous Dwarven parties to the Hobbits, as well as turning up to the Shire to celebrate for centuries, the hobbits must see Gandalf as some kind of deity of hedonism.

Since most phishing emails use deliberate typos to deter savvy people, those with dyslexia are at a particularly unfair disadvantage.

Almost nothing is still infinitely away from nothing.

All our thoughts are filtered through language.

Turning on a light in a room at dusk can make the room feel darker than it did before.

“A Quiet Place” had an inaccurate gender ratio. If it was a real scenario, a disproportionately high number of men would have been picked off from farting and subsequently laughing.

A sign of a strong (platonic) relationship is when you can lovingly insult each other.

If you felt like your day went by fast, someone else in the world likely felt like their day went by slowly, but time went by at the same rate.

If immortality were real, procrastination would become the most destructive force.

It is healthier to be in an elevator with a lot of flatulence than sneezing.

Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable is a big step towards growth.

Asking someone around you for help on a crossword answer isn’t considered cheating, but looking up the answer is.

Assuming you drive no faster than the speed limit, there will always be a set minimum time to get to your destination. On the other hand, the maximum amount of time could be infinite.