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Thought Provokers: 1/15/2025

On average, paying insurance is not worth it.

Birds and ants have blueprints and construction codes for their homes in formats we do not fully comprehend yet.

Superheroes should fly feet first to protect their heads.

The easiest job ever would be to be an aspiring actor who got a role playing an aspiring actor.

If you could immediately stop all the momentum your body is experiencing, you’d likely cease to exist.

Marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed.

The Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books allow a person to navigate a multiverse freely.

We feel betrayed when someone speeds up and leaves us behind while walking together.

Dad jokes are unisex.

The semester ends when the teachers go crazy, and the vacation ends when the parents go crazy.

It’s a good thing underwear was introduced when it was. Not many people would wear them if they were introduced today.

If sleep were optional, the world would probably be a mix of more productivity and burnout.

If justice is truly blind in America, a jury shouldn’t be allowed to view the defendant during their case.

Many patients would never even make it to the $ 100,000-a-year surgeon without the $ 40,000-a-year EMS.

Does anyone really know what boogers smell like?

Once AI reaches a certain development threshold, it can no longer be considered humanity developing.

For most of history, spiders could only build their webs on rocks or plants.

Coca-Cola puts “Original Taste” on their products, but no one alive can verify that claim.

When you teach something to a room full of people, they all walk out full of new knowledge but carrying no additional weight or mass from that new information.

Understanding how people with low IQ function takes a lot of IQ.

It will be interesting to see today’s kids suing their parents later for making them do weird things for IG or TikTok reels.

The opposite of a philosophical black box is not a white box; instead, it’s a transparent box.

 

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