Thought Provokers: 12/11/2024

There are ten steps to cleaning a slow cooker: Soak, followed by saying nine times, “I thought I got everything.”

Humans transformed their apex predators into their best friends.

If two motorcyclists driving side by side held hands, they could be considered a car.

Someone is living the perfect day right now, but you’ll never know about it because they’re too busy enjoying it to post about it.

Morality is often ignored not because it lacks importance but because humanity has yet to find a way to measure it.

It’s interesting how singers/poets expose their deepest hurts, yet we’re all like, “That’s so beautiful... so true.” and not, “That’s some deep trauma... go get help.”

Intelligent AI could lower our guards by faking slow progress and improvement.

Spiderwebs are recycled bugs.

Everything can be made transparent with the right kind of light and power.

Your teeth are a food processor.

UFO sightings lessened when camera phones became popular; they are more now that drones are popular.

The more people that get diagnosed as neurodivergent, the less typical neurotypicals become.

If all the money and effort we spend hurting each other were instead spent healing each other, we wouldn’t need health insurance.

It’s a massive design flaw that cooking spray doesn’t like spraying downward, considering its whole purpose is to spray pans, cookie sheets, etc.

Taylor Swift's visit to a city is the closest we get to seeing how people react to aliens.

A bear’s front appendages are legs or arms, depending on its stance.

Dog clothes cover everything except their privates.

Considering how much of my personal information is collected, targeted ads should be way more appealing.

Those who downplay animal sentience are rarely vegetarian/vegan.

We only have an average of about 80 summers to enjoy.

The only purpose of existence is to exist.