Cousin Cleavon's Holiday Return: Dos and Don'ts of a Redneck Thanksgiving Dinner

Editor's Note: As many may remember, Cousin Cleavon graced the Whitehall Ledger's pages with many a Redneck Recipe in editions of the past. Cleavon is making a triumphant return to Whitehall with some pearls of wisdom on what to do and what NOT to do this Thanksgiving.

We have just come back to Whitehall from the biggest trip me and the missus have been on. We traveled the world to find ourselves and recipes to tell you.

I noticed today that Thanksgiving is this week, and most of us are thinking, who is going to open their dumb mouth this time? We all have one person who talks politics, but I...