Thought Provokers: 11/13/2024

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are the victims of Medusa?

Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to bed early is considered smart.

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

If people don’t recognize Clark Kent as Superman in his classes, does his eye doctor know his true identity?

Have you ever noticed how Supervillains always try to change things and Superheroes are the ones trying to prevent change?

The only thing that makes speed bumps work is your desire not to damage your car.

Teachers are creating assignments using AI that students are using AI to complete.

The more humanity advances, the less Sci-fi movies stay Sci-fi.

Most people adjust the facts to fit their beliefs instead of their beliefs to fit the facts.

Listening to the two best-known songs by the band Kansas gives you a rather mixed message.

The USB-C quietly sneaked in and became the dominant charger for almost everything.

Vacation homes: where the caretakers live daily, and the owners are the occasional guests.

The older you get, the less money you need to retire “for the rest of your life.”

Insurance companies need to be better regulated. They have far too much money sitting around to make commercials, which could lower premiums. Most large companies have multiple ad campaigns running on TV year-round in the most expensive slots.

When you bathe your dog, they probably think, “It took me so long to collect all those stinks!”

It’s interesting that conservatives in America elected a man who wears lots of makeup and colors his hair.

Why isn’t there any Scotch in butterscotch?

Cashiers at the store are always on your left.

Why do some people love ice-cold water but hate the taste of room-temperature water?

The furthest in time we will ever be is right now.

Theoretically, the world’s fastest sperm cell should be the one to create the world’s fastest swimmer - making the sperm cell the fastest in the world.

Why do some people turn the radio down to see better when driving?

How did the first professor get certified? Did they certify themselves? Who certified the certifiers?

If all fish kept their mouths closed, no one would ever catch a fish again.

Does water have no taste, or do we define other things as having a specific taste compared to water?

Why were we always told to sit on the floor instead of chairs in primary school?

No one is more essential or special. Everyone is equally important and matters.

Why do we call it partly cloudy instead of partly sunny?

Tax day should be moved from April 15 to the day before Election Day.