Thought Provokers: 10/30/2024

Kids get disappointed on Halloween if they don’t get a good haul, and some adults get disappointed on Halloween because no kids visit them.

Someone, somewhere, has gotten their first menstrual cycle on Halloween. It was probably traumatizing.

Cocaine and Gillette razor blades cost too much to end up in some random kid’s Halloween candy.

Hardly anyone gets a trick on Halloween. Everyone just gives a treat.

October 1st feels more like Halloween than November 1st.

No company loves an abandoned strip mall building more than Spirit Halloween.

It's rare to see someone dressed as Santa Claus for Hall...