Thought Provokers: 10/16/2024

We already live in a time where a city of flying cars is achievable. We just realized they’re not as convenient as we thought.

If humans ever find alien animal life on another planet, one of the first things we will probably do is kill one and open it up to look inside.

You never feel like you become an adult, you get older and wiser than everyone around you.

Fingernails and hair probably make a noise when growing; it’s just too small and slow to hear.

As self-driving cars become more prevalent, they will eventually be mandated, and regular cars will be illegal to use.

Kids under five aren’t being silly when they tell you their age to the nearest half-year because 10 percent of their life is substantial.

Fast food places rarely offer pork burgers—always beef, chicken, or plant-based.

As an adult, nothing stops you from buying and enjoying a birthday cake when it’s not your birthday.

People with the surname King, König, Koning, or Koenig may have never had any royal lineage.

Hell is probably portrayed as being underground because we bury our dead.

If aliens monitored Earth, they’d probably be more interested in observing dogs and cats than humans due to how much we cater to them.

Actors playing bad actors might be difficult to play because the actor will forget their lines and say, “I forgot my line,” but they’ll keep rolling.

Schrödinger’s cat can observe the box from the inside, which completely ruins the experiment.

Your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator.

Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels like a gift card with extra steps for kids who buy everything digitally these days.

Solid train infrastructure would be really useful for many people fleeing hurricane zones when they otherwise can’t get out easily due to a lack of gas, functioning cars, or too much traffic.

When you take two parking spots, you’re only blocking one car. The rest were screwed either way but will all now blame you.

The T-Rex probably tasted like chicken.

Beets in a fruit salad make much more sense than in a regular salad.

Somewhere, there’s a tree growing wood for the coffin you’ll eventually lie in.