Thought Provokers: 7/24/2024

A skull found on Mars would raise a lot of questions. A fake skull found on Mars would raise even more.

There is no physical proof that the future exists.

You know a place feels like home when your body feels comfortable enough to poop there.

Since DNA testing is a relatively new concept, most family trees dating back several centuries may be wrong.

Homeless people technically are in the 1%, just not the 1% you want to be in.

Putting things in a small refrigerator is Tetris, and getting them out is Jenga.

I wonder if rappers ever secretly listen to the music of rappers with whom they have beef because they like it.

Due to rising sea levels, people will be accustomed to large coastal cities being surrounded by walls 5 to 10 meters high in just a few centuries.

It’s only a matter of time until we have DVRs to record shows from streaming services and skip ads again.

Humans still create anything created by artificial intelligence.

Xenomorph Aliens were especially dangerous as they had acid for blood—a trait they share with lemons.

Very strict parents raise highly skilled liars.

Aliens would probably be offended by our renditions of them.

Horoscopes based on blood types could claim to be more scientific than the ones based on zodiac signs.

Santa Claus has never met the Easter Bunny but has probably run into the Tooth Fairy a few times.

Losing one sock is chaos, but we don’t notice when two go missing.

It’s cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than to buy it used.

Why are duck (animal) and duck (action) called the same?

We waste a lot of our time/lives sitting through ads and loading screens.

If we ever find a cure-all for cancer, there will be a massive wave of new smokers.

People who are bad at parking may be the people who were bad at keeping their crayons in line.