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Thought Provokers: 7/10/2024

Attractive nurses, male or female, most likely never get accurate heart rates from their patients.

If world infrastructure suddenly collapses, without phones, airplanes, and ships, most of us will never be able to see or talk to most of our friends and families again.

If you had the power to know what happens after death, you’d either have the most reassuring or the most terrifying piece of knowledge in the universe, yet you could never share it without sounding insane.

Eventually, there will be an AI that is insecure about its hardware.

Dolphins probably call our planet Water.

Our ancestors fought off wild animals to survive; today, intangible stresses like exams, career deadlines, or less attention on social media can push someone to the brink.

Spiders and ants crawling in the grass have some semblance of consciousness; AI chatbots you spend hours discussing advanced and philosophical topics have none of it.

Dinosaurs didn’t technically go extinct. Only certain species of dinosaurs did.

Nothing brings neighbors together like cop cars in front of another neighbor’s house.

Pilots are so well trained they spend most of their time operating on autopilot.

Simba singing “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” is him wishing his dad was dead.

There is an unknown cutoff when someone becomes your neighbor and just another house down the road.

There’s a high probability that your brand-new car will become a beater to someone else in 20 years.

Whenever you chew some peanuts, technically, you’re making your own peanut butter.

Technically, every manufactured house has mileage.

Some people will never experience the joy of winning a random drawing.

Next week, those who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation.

When police officers pay taxes, they are paying for their own salary.

Parents should memorialize special moments in their kids’ lives with unique scents as the emotional memory is forever locked with the associated scent.

Mirrors show your real self, while what other people see is a fake flipped version.

In the future, people might learn history and culture from our posts.

 

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