Thought Provokers: 7/3/2024

The lack of teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts is unrealistic, considering that the students had no Sex Ed classes.

No one believed their imaginary friend was real.

American films often include fictional towns but never fictional states.

Most modern cars would be useless in a zombie apocalypse since they would stop you from hitting zombies.

Most people haven’t jumped in weeks.

If everyone decided today not to reproduce, humans would be extinct in just over 100 years.

Given they are mammals, many humans have a surprisingly negative opinion of body hair.

Everybody wants to be different, but nobody wants to be weird.

Imaginary numbers are real, but real numbers are imaginary.

By the time we have fully humanoid robots, they’ll only use a “robot voice” if we ask them to.

A doppelgänger is an unrelated lookalike of another person. Would the parents of the doppelgänger also resemble the parents of the original person?

No one can prove that they can count to a trillion.

A bus with two rows of seats and an aisle wide enough for people to walk on fits the same lane as a car as wide as three seats.

In an age of abundant information, true wisdom lies in the ability to discern what is worth attention.

Bob Barker is probably the most kissed man in history.

If society ever collapses and we have to start over, there will be much less coal and oil for the next Industrial Revolution.

We prefer to domesticate predatory animals as friends and prey animals as food.

People make lifelong connections/conclusions about others based on momentary moods.

If the world were flat, there’d be some pretty sweet bungee jumping spots.

Film cameras and printed newspapers will become more popular as AI makes it impossible to tell which digital content is or isn’t real.

If a fictional character suddenly became real, they would be able to sue so many people for using their likeness without permission.

Things would be a lot different if our skin weren’t waterproof.

Why don’t home bathrooms have urinals?

The blood most difficult to wash off your skin is often your own.

Workplace social media policies have dumbed down society by not allowing experts the freedom to engage in arguments with idiots on Facebook.

Shape-shifting characters like Mystique and Morph probably have incredible karaoke performances.

Jam is baby food with added sugar.