Just Ask Georgia: 7/3/2024

Georgia, I have a question,

My mom walked in on my husband and my five-year-old daughter having a tea party. He was dressed in a tutu and pink fuzzy bunny ears, sipping grape juice from a plastic toy tea set. She says she’s disturbed. However, I can’t stop giggling at the thought of my red-beared, 6’s” sasquatch of a man having tea with our precious girl. As big and burly as he is, I know my daughter has him wrapped around her little finger.

How do I tell my mom to relax? That view of masculinity is so archaic. My husband just laughed her drama off, but my mom won’t drop it.

Tea Party for Two

Dear Tea Party,

Honestly, when I started reading your letter, I was more concerned about what was going to come after I “walked in on my husband and my five-year-old.”... this was a delightful change from some letters I received. Your mother needs to pull her head out of her hiney and realize that your husband is spending quality time with your daughter. What a lovely memory she will always have! I only hope that she and her wonderful father were able to attend the Enchanted Faire at the Main Street Green in June! Tell him to keep up the good work!

With love, Georgia

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