Thought Provokers: 6/12/2024

Humans are the most photographed species of animal.

Eventually, there will be a game in which characters are powered by AI but believe they’re in the real world.

The average dog owner will pick up over ten thousand turds during the life of the dog.

Microwave companies and popcorn companies are in a strange disagreement about the popcorn button.

The internet has given many of us an alter-ego that we wouldn’t display in real life.

The initials of Seasonal Affective Disorder spell out how you feel when you have it.

It’s funny how when you run toward your fears, they seem to run away.

All we ever see is a reflection of ourselves or a photo, but not what we actually look like.

It’s hard to heal when we pretend we aren’t hurt.

Beekeeping is the part of the Venn diagram where gardening overlaps with hazmat detail.

Trial by combat is the poorest way to settle a dispute of truth.

Sticky food is only sticky when it’s outside your body.

The most annoying moment in all the world is having sat down to do something, then realizing you have to get up to get something else to finish sitting down to do that something.

The way someone drives is the easiest way to understand a person's true nature.

No matter how you cook potatoes, they always end up as mashed potatoes in your mouth.

The point of clothing started with being warm and became being cool.

The only place you can truly relax is in that one spot where you can be sure there won’t be any accidents.

The two main characters of VeggieTales are fruits, not vegetables.

People would be nicer online if someone could punch you through your monitor.

Some people survived a gunshot to the head, while others have died hitting their head after falling while walking.

Getting an exact dollar amount when you fill up your gas tank (i.e., $20.00) gets much harder as gas prices increase.

Evolution rewards characteristics that make it more likely to become a sperm donor.