Thought Provokers: 5/29/2024

Every girl puts on the same voice when imitating a guy.

No one ever sings Happy Birthday to a baby on their birth-day.

There are numbers large enough that no computer can store them.

Breastmilk is the only thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of.

Pipe cleaners are used more for arts and crafts than cleaning pipes.

As you age, 4 AM goes from being late at night to being early in the morning.

Meatballs sure sound better than balls of meat.

You rarely see a user review for jails.

It’s lucky for native English speakers that English is seen as a language everyone is encouraged to learn.

Infinity can be divided into infinite other infinities.

In order to sleep, we have to pretend that we are sleeping.

Waldo got famous for dressing up weirdly and being in people’s pictures.

People don’t think of driving as operating heavy machinery.

It’s ironic that YouTubers often start their channels to escape traditional media and ads. Still, once they get popular, they end up filling their videos with unskippable ads.

Society values very old objects enormously, and very old people not at all.

Was there ever such a thing as a landplane?

Companies will exploit workers with low wages to maximize profits, then they turn around to give to charities that help people in poverty. It's just another feature of a dystopian society.

Licking your lips comes across as either anxious or overly confident.

$100 bills don’t have the impact that they used to.

You learn to read, and then you read to learn.

Surgeons likely all have favorite surgeries to perform.

The ocean is the world’s deepest rubbish bin.