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Thought Provokers: 5/22/2024

As a society, we went quickly from overpopulation will kill us to population collapse will kill us.

We have deodorant for armpits but nothing for buttcracks.

Someone out there is tithing their Only Fans money.

When we think of Steve Irwin, we all picture him wearing the same clothes.

Sex scenes are hardly shown from the female point-of-view.

Life gives more second chances than people think.

We won’t give food and shelter to the needy unless they commit a crime first.

Life becomes a paid membership when you turn 18.

Most humans who have ever existed have never experienced the simple joy of a warm shower.

Your manager/boss has a greater impact on your mental health than a therapist.

You never skip the same rock twice.

Saying thousands of tens instead of tens of thousands makes you sound like a psychopath.

Our tastebuds lower their standards depending on how hungry we are.

Speeding is usually okay as long as you’re not first in line.

Actors get paid not to be themselves.

A space being cozy vs. claustrophobic is often just a matter of perspective.

Advertisements will become so prolific we won’t even know what is and isn’t an ad.

Climate Activists who block roads are causing more carbon emissions.

Dinosaur obsession replaced dragon obsession. There’s a chance both stemmed from the finding of dinosaur fossils.

The vast majority of people who have ever lived have gone unnoticed to the vast majority in their lifetime and have been entirely forgotten about soon after death.

 

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