Thought Provokers: 3/27/2024

There are people who will play the lottery when the jackpot is 1 billion but then turn their nose up when the jackpot is only 100 million.

Tons of puns are exclusive to people who speak more than one language.

Sometimes, people come back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

You’ll never get back those 5 minutes you spent as a kid watching and waiting for a digital clock to change to the next minute.

Flying carpets aren’t carpets; they are flying rugs!

The only relationships you obsess over involve someone never fully available to you.

You know you’re getting old when people stop gett...