COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: Monkey Brains and Rice

I bet you are scratching your head thinking, where do I find a monkey in Montana? Well...about 15 years ago, I went to a pet store in a larger city up north, and there, in the back, they had monkeys for sale. I never even knew that monkeys could live in this kind of climate, with how cold it is, but there they were. For $300. I took a monkey home, thinking how much fun it was going to be.

Sadly, it was January and the poor thing froze to death when my pick-up broke down and I had to walk five miles.

Not wanting to see my money go completely to waste, I looked up South American recipes and foun...