Just Ask Georgia: 11/22/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

Could I call the cops on my neighbors? They have a newborn baby who cries ALL THE TIME. The baby disrupts my sleep. The crying is annoying and makes me angry. Should I call the cops?

Annoyed by Baby

Annoyed,

Yes, by all means, call the cops and have them arrest that baby!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

There’s an error on the screen that says I need to restart to complete the update. I don’t have the time or the money to get a tech person involved, so thought I’d ask you. What should I do?

Tech Unsavvy

Unsavvy,

Practice your reading comprehension. RESTART YOUR COMPUTER. Is there anything else I can help you with?

With love, Georgia

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