Thought Provokers: 11/1/2023

The number of people born in the same year as you is always decreasing.

Going bald wouldn’t be nearly as bad if people lost their hair from the sides more than the top.

A perfect human is almost a robot while a perfect robot is almost human.

In the fast food industry, chicken fingers are a lie.

You can eat a bunch of bananas without eating a bunch of bananas, but you can’t eat a bunch of bananas without eating a bunch of bananas.

You can tell a lot about a person based on what part of their pants wears out first.

People only separate the art from the artist when the artist does something they don’t like.

Our ancestors actually did hunt and got hunted by dinosaurs, they were just not human/apes yet or possibly not even mammals.

No one remembers your embarrassing experiences as much as you because other people have their own embarrassing experiences to remember.

When two people have a falling out, it’s a breakup; when you have a falling out with yourself it's a breakdown.

The only thing worse than no internet is slow internet.

There are 8 billion people in the world yet people often feel lonely.

Marketing is the exploitation of human nature for profit.

When you clean out your dryer’s lint filter you are slowly throwing your clothes away.

Most glasses are not made of glass.

Yes, it’s important to maintain funds for retirement, but maintaining health is more important.

Trick or Treat is one of the only acceptable forms of blackmail.

After the Age of Enlightenment, we are somehow wandering back to the Dark Ages.

Future historians are going to dig up Disneyland and theorize a bizarre mouse-worshipping kingdom.

You can bowl 22 strikes in a row and not get a 300-game.

When stranded in the water you look for sand; when stranded in the sand you look for water.

Your boss constantly joking about firing you can either be a really bad thing or a really good thing.

Subtitles can spoil the plot if you read fast enough.

Spicy foods are the BDSM of the food world.

There’s almost nothing more unanimously liked than soft things, yet calling a man “soft” is a supreme insult.

When you troll the troll you become the troll.

Some people love zoos because they love animals. Some people hate zoos because they love animals.

The sun never sets, per se.

The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know.

You have never owned a mirror that hasn’t been used before.

When a pregnant woman goes swimming she’s technically a human submarine.

We’re living in the 20s of the 2000s...we’re going to look as primitive by the 2090s as the people of the 1920s looked in the 1990s.