COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: Zombie Brains

Recently I have been having a weird craving for brains. Probably because Halloween is coming up. On the other hand, maybe it's because so many people say I could use some. In either case, 'tis the season.

About a week ago I got bitten by a creepy looking raccoon. It was walking on its hind legs, with its paws hanging loose from its front legs. I could see it was missing teeth, had glassy eyes, and walked really stiffly and slowly. It also smelled like it was dead.

I tried to run, but it was like I was in a trance and couldn't move.

After it bit me, I went to ol' Doc Sacry, who gave me a shot a...