Thought Provokers: 10/4/2023

Someone having a bunch of garbage in their car is a sign that they don’t litter.

One person has had the smelliest fart any human has ever had, and never knew it.

Some people hate tourists in their city, but then expect hospitality when being tourists themselves.

The fastest way to end world hunger is to not feed anyone.

People used to mostly see a better future; nowadays most people can only see the inevitable doom.

Gold and diamonds only have their insane value because humans think shiny rocks are pretty to look at.

It’s hard to let someone you don’t like be right, or someone you like to be wrong.

Listening to your playlist on shuffle is a great way to find songs that you actually don’t really like that much.

People with claustrophobia are fine with their brains being trapped inside their skulls.

Dead silence makes your brain noisy.

Cheese tastes better when it’s thinly sliced.

Water tastes better from a glass than from a mug.

Whenever you buy trash bags, you basically spend your money on trash.

Ten hundred is not a thing, but nine hundred and eleven hundred are.

The less humane we are, the faster humanity progresses.

The first sign that you are mentally maturing is realizing that all people, including yourself, are hypocrites about certain things.

A cold second must be a lot shorter than a hot second.

Dogs sure talk really loud to each other for having such sensitive hearing.

Your pets don’t think you are ugly.

A possible measure of how lonely you are can be knowing whether or not you snore.

We only have one birthday followed by anniversaries of our one birthday.

Pickle-flavored chips are really Salt and Vinegar chips with a hint of cucumber.

The fact that french fries are vegan just doesn’t feel right.

It’s easier for people to have conversations about sex than about money.

You cannot get the same haircut twice.

Humans will be like the dinosaurs in the distant future.

Restaurants and fast food places are manufacturers.

Some people are only happy if they have something to be unhappy about.

The darkest night sky is full of sunlight.