Just Ask Georgia: 10/4/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

How do vegetarians feel about being made of meat? They look delicious - do they know how tasty they are?

Hungry

Dear Hungry,

Well, Hungry, I’m worried about why you are asking this question. Yes, we are all made of “meat” but if you are feeling the urge to eat a vegetarian, I urge you to seek professional help immediately.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

Is the movie SURFS UP based on a true story? My kids love this movie and I would love to take them to meet the cast on our next family trip!

Cowabunga

Dear Cowabunga,

Ummmmm....no. First off, it is an animated movie with talking penguins. Penguins do not A) talk, B) surf in surfing competitions, and C) have tattoos. PS...the teenage mutant turtles are also not real.

With love, Georgia

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