Thought Provokers: 9/6/2023

It’s weird that Ariel doesn’t understand the concept of a fork when her dad is always carrying around a trident.

People think most of Gen Z is tech-savvy but they’re really just tech dependent.

As an adult, the concept of Santa is kind of sad.

The older you get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence in prison becomes.

Getting fat is a blast. Being fat is awful.

Saying you’re better looking than most people sounds a lot more arrogant than saying you’re a 6/10, even though they’re basically saying the same thing.

The person sitting behind you on the bus will probably never see you again but will have seen the back of your head better than you ever will in your entire life.

One of the benefits of losing an arm is that you’ll finally be able to spoon comfortably with your significant other.

One downside of a contactless/cashless society is you never seem to find money on the grounds or in coat pockets anymore.

Sometimes character development isn’t changing who you are but realizing who you are.

The greatest criminals ever will never go down in history as the greatest criminals ever.

A car’s faulty fuel gauge can gaslight you.

There is a musical artist out there whose songs play more during car accidents than any other artist.

Every word is a made-up word.

It used to be seen as a mark of opulence and wealth if you ate imported food compared to sourcing locally. Nowadays, the opposite is true.

Sending a single “K” or three “KKK” as a response is bad, but we’ve all agreed sending two is ok.

We often wait until someone is dead to celebrate their life.

The movie The Running Man has two future governors of the United States in it.

People with IBS are party poopers.

The only survival strategy of some plants is to be addictive to humans so they are taken care of without wasting energy.

The only cat-proof fence is a brick wall.

Having nightmares is better than having dreams because you feel relieved and happy when you wake up and it ends.

The graphic settings for the Game of Life depend on the specs of your eyes.

Showers need cleaning even though they are only used with cleaning products.

As long as you’re genuine, it always seems better to be overly appreciative than not.

Humans use deodorant to prevent looking unattractive, yet many animals use smell to be attractive.

Ruminating about the past is useless, yet we all do it.

People rarely even consider following the advice they give others personally.

Water makes spinach both grow and wilt.

The sky is a bottomless pit.

Blankets don’t warm you but rather imprison your own body warmth.