Just Ask Georgia: 8/30/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

Is it possible Elvis is my dad? I sing real good and look like him. I know my mom was a huge fan. I was born in 2002.

Maybe Elvis

Dear Maybe,

No chance. Elvis died in 1977. While many dispute the King is actually dead, my guess is your dad is an Elvis impersonator. Because, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...unless it’s a baby.

With love, Georgia

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