Thought Provokers: 8/23/2023

There is no reason for baby clothing to have pockets.

People in zombie shows/movies only worry about gasoline for vehicles and never about any of the other fluids, like motor oil.

Calling yourself HANGRY is the most adult way of crying for your bottle.

Car alarms are one of the most pointless inventions since the vast majority of people assume they went off by accident.

Every loan is you borrowing from your future self.

Whenever you meet someone, there’s a small chance you’ve already flipped them off or cussed them out while driving without realizing it.

Your younger sibling gets to spend less of their life with your parents than you will.

Most people have a very low bar for what constitutes a good person.

Some people go their entire lives without calling the cops.

Children allow adults to confidently be child-like again without fear of seeming childish.

You’re in a good place in life if you’ve never or barely ever had to rely on LinkedIn for success.

No one in Europe during the Middle Ages had ever eaten a potato, including the Irish.

When dogs go deaf later in life they might think they’re not a good boy anymore.

Some people go their entire life without breaking a bone.

Everyone is expected to know and follow the law, but can not practice law without a law license.

Google Maps does not get enough credit for its impact on keeping emissions down by preventing people from getting lost and wasting gas.

Beatboxing has been possible for all of human history.

Revolving doors take away that awkward pause when deciding whether or not to hold the door open for a stranger.

As you get older you appreciate the simple things; when you’re younger simplicity is boring.

Every fried egg is unique.

Speakers are extroverted headphones.

Losing $10K unexpectedly has a much bigger impact on your life than getting $10K.

People get lonelier as they age.

Dreams where we lose teeth feel so real and are so common because during childhood we all learn what it feels like to lose a tooth.

Turning the music down helps you see better in parking lots.

In the Toy Story universe, there are millions of living toys buried alive.

People who fear showing that they’re scared end up twice as scared.

One day people will stop asking you WHAT you got for your birthday and instead ask what you’re DOING for it.