Thought Provokers: 8/16/2023

Why do we put our pants on one leg at a time, but take them off two legs at a time?

If someone from the past suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them—the internet or avocado toast?

UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza.

If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.

A successful marriage ends with watching the other person die.

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to b...