Thought Provokers: 7/26/2023

Handcuffing a deaf person takes away their freedom of speech.

The idea of an animated skeleton is a lot less scary when you realize a skeleton only weighs about 7 pounds.

The older you get, the more of an inconvenience it becomes to select your date of birth out of a drop-down menu.

Willy Wonka killed 4 kids in his factory and gave its ownership to Charlie to deal with the PR nightmare.

It really takes one person to ruin thousands of other people’s lives.

Beer is the only drink that’s acceptable to be served in a glass that’s overflowing and dripping all over the place.

The reason we don’t recall many dreams is that they occur almost exclusively within the visual cortex, without needing to send info to the hippocampus.

Both rich and poor use ripped jeans.

Final Fantasy and Shrek both exist because management considered the projects doomed and didn’t provide guidance.

A stranger saying you’re beautiful is more significant than someone you know.

We are always 5 minutes away from dying but because we breathe, it resets.

When you were a kid, you wished you were an adult. When you’re an adult, you wish you were a kid again.

A lot of ignorant people get taken seriously online because of autocorrect.

Human inventions in the last century have removed extreme handwork only to replace it with gyms.

The fear of heights is really a fear of falling.

A bad dream is actually a good one and vice versa since you wake up and realize it wasn’t real.

The least used door for most homes is the front/main door.

Muffins are cakes that wear clothes.

Really smart people are usually right, but really dumb people are never wrong.

A Vampire doesn’t have to be invited in if they are your landlord.

2000s movies feel modern until you see flip phones and it’s suddenly 20 years old and outdated.

Despite having nine lives, curiosity kills cats.

Trees will protect you from rain when it’s raining but will also be the only source of rain once it stops raining.

People get grumpy as they age because we’ve seen everything we were excited for perverted and used for evil. Young people still think of the positive potential of new tech and the future seems bright.

Peanut butter is considered a different flavor than peanuts.

It’s pretty sad when you think about the number of kids who dread their 18th birthday.

Crazy how Cotton-Eyed Joe basically showed up one day, ruined a man’s life and since then we just teach kids to dance about it.

A mop has two main purposes: to make a dry floor wet and to make a wet floor dry.

Holograms shouldn’t have shadows.

AMONG is a weird word.