Thought Provokers: 7/19/2023

The younger generations bear the brunt of the recklessness of the older generations.

The second we die, we become someone’s job.

Weeds have the same motivation as every other plant, but we deem them unworthy to live.

Lack of sleep causes psychosis and hallucinations. We all are slowly drifting towards insanity; sleep just resets the timer.

Babysitting typically employs the least experienced people in one of the highest trust situations.

Technically, every square inch of the Earth has underfloor heating.

Pooping while at work is the closest the working class can get to spending other people’s money.

Every member of One Direction went their own way.

All sources of light are temporary and are going to expire one day; however, darkness persists forever.

You really only need to buy 14 calendars in your lifetime as long as you keep them in good condition,

Anemic people are less magnetic.

Lighter fluid is hot sauce.

It is a paradox that usually only the more experienced drivers can afford the safest vehicles.

Being cool and being hot are both good.

Nothing actually defies the law of gravity.

Many electronic devices have a little light that stays ON to let you know that the device is OFF.

Green is the color for both toxic and safe.

The blinks of your eyes get removed from your memory.

Since coins have a very small chance of landing on their side, the probability of getting heads or tails is ever so slightly less than 50%.

Nice guys don’t finish last, naive guys do. Be nice, not from a place of naivety, but from a place of knowledge instead.

By painting the walls of your room you are inadvertently reducing the amount of room available in your room.

When you grow up, people stop asking what your favorite toy is.

Anything worth doing will require a lifestyle change and a few years to see progress.

Some people think they are 1 in 8 billion. Some people think they are 1 of 8 billion.

After a nose job, the brain must have to readjust to ignore the new shape.

Therapists go to therapy, so there’s a chance that there exists a circular patient-therapist relationship.

Sit around staring at a pile of sticks and people will think you’re nuts. Light them on fire? Perfectly normal.

The shark in Jaws is not actually named Jaws.