Thought Provokers: 5/17/2023

Mattress stores seem to stay in business forever yet a mattress is one of the most infrequent customer purchases,

Efficient workers at work are the ones punished with more work.

The only real Christmas Miracle is that Santa has not gotten shot by anyone, especially in the U.S.

There’s a song that you absolutely love but you’ll never listen to it again because you just forgot about it.

Youth is a paradox because you want to be healthy and make good habits and set up your career, but you also want to be hedonistic so you don’t end up regretting being boring when you’re older.

Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phones as an alarm clock.

Realizing your self-worth after leaving a toxic relationship is both painful and euphoric.

Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.

Gordon Ramsey is a star cook, who is more famous for insulting people than for actual cooking.

All the problems start with the fact that most people get out of bed in the morning because they have to, not because they want to.

One big advantage of speaking an obscure dialect is that your portable device can’t spy on you.

Your mirror reflection has an extremely tiny delay from your actual body movement.

It is interesting how a modification for the flag of Switzerland became a universal sign for all health-related things in only 100 years, and basically one of the few things in the world which people agree on.

People who live to 100 have seen every possible date in the dd/mm/yy format.

There’s absolutely no reason for it to be usually women having long hair and men having short hair. At some point in society, we all just went along with it.

Funeral homes seem to stay in business forever yet coffins are one of the more infrequent purchases someone makes.

Much of life involves the intake and outflow of fluids from your body.

Trees are high-rise apartments for animals.

At some point in the future people will not know the smell of gasoline.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

With the odd exception, most of us were never taught how to order at a fast food drive-thru. We learned it from watching other people.

It’s like a law of nature, you can’t bend down to pick up dropped laundry without dropping more laundry.

Body language is a universal language.

A tall person’s heart works harder than a short person’s heart because of gravity.