Just Ask Georgia: 4/26/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

What is the difference between an admirer and a stalker? The girl I am in love with told me I’m a creepy stalker but I don’t think I qualify as that description.

Somewhere In-Between

Dear In-Between,

If someone thinks you are a “creepy stalker” you have crossed that line from an admirer. You are no longer making the object of your “love” feel safe and therefore should stop immediately. Apologize, learn from your actions, and move on.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

How does one describe “nothing?” Is it even possible?

Without Words,

Dear Without,

I, too, am without words. Great question.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

Do birds sometimes intentionally poop on people? Do they aim their poops at targets? There is so much more poop on my car in the spring - they do it on purpose, I swear!

Tired of the Poo

Dear Poo,

While it definitely feels like we are more targeted this time of year, no, birds don’t have a targeting system geared toward newly-washed vehicles. Though their aim seems to be impeccable, doesn’t it!?

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

Who is affected more by a breakup, the boy or the girl?

Breaking Up

Dear Breaking,

The one who is still “in love.”

With love, Georgia

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