Thought Provokers 4/5/2023

People are afraid of AI treating humans like humans treat humans and other species.

No other food falls to the ground more than popcorn.

All screens are touch screens, but not all are react screens.

There are two types of domestic house cats. Those that eat the head and those that eat everything but the head.

A straw that doesn’t suck is a straw that sucks.

It’s way too easy to steal at an airport luggage terminal.

You will never see your death certificate.

Hollywood continues to hire the same people over and over again, oftentimes putting older aged actors in roles that don’t fit instead of hiring younger more eager actors while

simultaneously saving on budget.

Eggs are liquid meat.

At some point, someone thought to grind up the meat of a pig, shove it inside its own intestines, and cook it for people to eat.

A fish sandwich that tastes like chicken isn’t a problem, but a chicken sandwich that tastes like fish definitely is.

Gaming is the only hobby where people spend thousands of hours in a game and still complain about how terrible it is.

Most sane people never get to experience the joy of running naked.

Boiling water as a deaf person must suck. Since a watched pot never boils and they can’t hear it boiling.

Medicine tastes bad so kids won’t think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine.

The most realistic thing about long-running shows is the actor's age with the show.

The English alphabet has the following pattern: 1 vowel, then 3 consonants; 1 vowel, then 3 consonants; 1 vowel, then 5 consonants; 1 vowel, then 5 consonants; 1 vowel, then 5 consonants.

When you are young, you learn to read, but as you get older, you read to learn.

Most people are experts at tying shoelaces.

In 15 years, the world's first freeway (Pasadena #110) will be 100 years old.

The sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter.

A lot of dining rooms go unused.

It’s impossible to reach the expectation of perfection because we always look for even the smallest imperfections.

Drinking beer in bed is seen as degenerate, but drinking wine in bed is essentially self-care.

Blue raspberry makes more sense than green raspberry.

We don’t know the accents of anyone from even 150 years ago.

Scrabble is a reverse crossword.