Thought Provokers: 2/15/2023

Our two most standard ice cream flavors are beans.

We somehow have pictures of the Milky Way galaxy despite the farthest spacecraft we’ve launched barely even leaving our solar system.

As a kid, teenagers seemed so big and scary because in most TV shows they were actually played by adults in their 20s.

Phone companies have managed to find a way to sell you basically the same product with slight modifications for $1k every two years.

Coffee is technically a recreational drug, but we never look at it that way.

Most men buried wearing a suit were not suit-wearers when they were alive.

In Toy Story, it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set.

Plants are the only product for which people pay more for realistic fakes than the real thing.

Dating apps make more money if they keep you single.

The easiest way to get everything done is to have less to do.

You have no way of knowing if your memory has been altered, as you wouldn’t even remember it.

Great ideas often fail because people keep trying to get rich doing it.

You’re always only a stone’s throw away from being stoned.

Your tongue knows exactly how everything feels whether or not you’ve licked it. If you can imagine it, your tongue can feel it. Somehow, it just knows.

You’re truly old when you’re older than every active NFL player.

When someone wants a word with you, it’s never just a word.

People must get way fewer paper cuts than 20 years ago due to technological advances.

Cereal tastes better at night because it’s practically a dessert.

The definition of a great actor is when you don’t see them as an actor at all.

Crazy to think about how many people you see in a day, who you will never see again.