Just Ask Georgia: 1/25/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

I have many men pursuing me. Many MANY men. My mom thinks this just isn’t right and that I should pick one and go from there. But why should I settle with one man when I have so many men chasing me?

Hot Commodity

Dear Hot,

It’s okay darling, cheap stuff attracts the most customers.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

I just had a baby and he is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. My parents bought me a stroller for him and it is just, well, hideous. But then I saw someone with the ugliest baby ever in a beautiful stroller...how is this fair? My child deserves that stroller over that ugly baby!

Pretty Gets the Best

Dear Pretty,

With this reasoning, your mom must’ve pushed you around in a wheelbarrow.

With love, Georgia

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