Just Ask Georgia: 1/11/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

I swallowed an ice cube whole over a week ago. I’m really scared because I still haven’t, you know...expelled it...yet. It’s really going to hurt when it comes out and I need to prepare. Any advice?

Ice Cube Blockage

Dear Blockage,

What are they teaching you and our youth in school these days? Ice...it melts. It won’t, you know...come out WHOLE. You are fine! Please...pick up a science book and read a little!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

My momma always told me not to look directly into the sun because I could go blind. But can I safely look at a picture of the sun?

Sun-worshipper

Dear Sun,

Oh my! WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING YOU ALL IN SCHOOL? Are they teaching ANYTHING? A photo cannot make you blind! Go read a book!

With love, Georgia

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