Thought Provokers: 1/4/2023

Soy milk and soy sauce are two very different liquids derived from the same bean.

There are so many different kinds of apples that all taste different, yet there’s only one apple juice flavor.

The best part of cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.

If you really think about it, French toast and egg salad on a sandwich are essentially one and the same.

Heavily buttered pasta with grated Parmesan and chicken chunks is vaguely the same as Chicken Alfredo.

Cheez-It crackers and a V8 juice for lunch are deconstructed grilled cheese and tomato soup.

Ketchup is just a kind of fruit jam.

Strawberry cheesecake is essentially a plate of fruit, cheese, and eggs - perfectly acceptable for breakfast.

A chicken nugget is a meatball.

Charcuterie is just a Lunchable that went to Harvard.

A corn dog is really just a cheaper version of Beef Wellington.

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

Most people can eat the same breakfast weeks in a row, without complaint. But the same dinner for weeks? That’s just insanity.

Toasters are like tanning beds for bread.

If a 99-pound person heats 1 pound of nachos, they are now 1% nacho.

When you go food shopping, you’re buying supplies for this week’s poops.

If you turn a taco sideways it turns into a sandwich.

Beef jerky is like a meat raisin.

Smoothies are just cold fruit soup.

Applesauce is just baby food that is socially acceptable for everyone to eat.

A brownie is like an espresso of cake.

Soup is just food-flavored tea.

Menus should include prep times so you can order based on how much time you have to eat.

Everything is or isn’t ice cream.

If you were illiterate, alphabet soup would just be noodles.