Thought Provokers: 12/21/2022

Mrs. Clause never spends Christmas with her husband.

Technically, fries w/ ketchup is eating fruits and vegetables.

As kids, we wish for fake things to be real, but when we grow up we wish real things were fake.

Batman has a vitamin D deficiency since he barely gets any sunlight and is always in a body suit. No wonder Bane managed to break his back.

According to the human brain, the human brain is the most complex thing known to the human brain.

The most groundbreaking invention was the shovel.

Christmas just ain’t Christmas until you watch Hans Gruber take a header off the 30th floor of Nakatomi Plaza.

Phone cameras need a Moon Mode so the zoom, depth of field, and field of view that mimics a person’s own perception.

You are the only thing stopping yourself from punching the person next to you.

We boil water to make the electricity which powers our stoves, which we use to boil water.

The longer a battle goes on, the harder it is to find a white piece of fabric to surrender with.

“Please don’t touch” is the only thing that can’t be written in braille.

Sleep is the brain saving the game, dreams are the loading screen to the new level.

There is nothing light about a light machine gun, in fact, they are very heavy.

A good therapist will tell you what you need to hear - and it’s not necessarily what you want to hear.

At some point, gas stations will no longer sell gas cans but battery packs instead.

Skiing and snowboarding are technically water sports.

Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.

Cross stitch is pixel art for grannies.

A piece of content truly has achieved success when it’s receiving a free advertisement from fans, like fanfics and fanart.

For some odd reason, a slap is more socially acceptable than a punch.

Chilis evolved to be spicy in an attempt to deter mammals like ourselves from eating them, yet it just made them more desirable.