Thought Provokers: 11/30/2022

The ad for the first tv with colors must’ve been in black and white.

Nothing makes you sweat like remembering you didn’t put on deodorant.

Giraffes probably don’t know what their own farts smell like.

It’s stupid to hate yourself for past mistakes when you don’t even know if these mistakes prevented even bigger mess-ups.

It seems the richer and more famous someone gets, the more things they receive for free.

Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.

Being a critical thinker has the downside of ruining movies that require suspension of disbelief.

One function of Black Friday is as a reminder to unsubscribe from all the ad mailing lists you are on.

We criticize celebrities for giving their opinion on topics they have no understanding of but listen to every stupid take a millionaire has.

British websites use biscuits.

We take our own language for granted because we don’t remember how hard it was to learn.

Spider-Man is one of the most popular superheroes even though a ton of people hate spiders.

Fountains probably have fewer coins in them than they did 20 years ago.

Most people get married because they can’t endure life by themselves.

Eating before grocery shopping has probably helped many stay on budget and in better shape.

The personalities of most celebrities are locked in the age they became famous.

The rebranding of ‘vest and long johns’ to ‘base layer’ was a stroke of marketing genius.

Clickbait articles hurt journalism more than fake news.

History taught us that we repeat the same mistakes but feel very sorry about them.

A lot of really good food can only be obtained by making it yourself since the recipe is too long or complex for restaurants to make.

Tattoos are becoming more a sign of wealth than a symbol of rebellion.