COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: The Truth About What Grandma Cooks

Due to the genetics in my family, I am autistic and very OCD, which makes certain things obsessively important to me. Therefore, in the interest of truth and honesty, I feel it is my duty to expose all the supposedly innocent grandmas who serve their families “homemade” dinner on Thanksgiving.

We all know that grandma loves to cook homemade pies and cookies, but does she really do it from scratch?

I sent a poll around through Facebook and email to 200 people, asking about their grandma’s cooking.

The first question was, how does grandma’s cooking taste? About 99% say great.

The second question...