Just Ask Georgia: 9/28/2022

Georgia, I have a question,

I need advice! My fiance and I are having lots of issues right now. We can’t stop fighting and I don’t know what to do.

I quit my job because wedding planning is taking up so much time and now my fiance is refusing to get a second job. He doesn’t understand that I don’t have time to get ready for work, drive to work, be somewhere else all day, and drive home - I need to be HOME to plan this wedding!

I asked him to get a second job and he won’t - he says he already works 60+ hours a week and that I need to get a job. It really angers me because we are spending $80,000 on this wedding and he keeps saying we should spend less. Uh, hello, no! This is MY WEDDING that I have been dreaming of since I was little and I REFUSE to have anything but my dream wedding.

How can I convince him to work a second job to pay for this? What happened to “happy wife, happy life?”

Blushing Bride

Dear Blushing,

I can’t believe what I just read! You just quit your job, you’re spending $80k on a wedding, your fiance works 60+ a week and you want HIM to get a second job? I’m done speaking with you - please pass the paper to your fiance.

Fiance: go find someone who appreciates you! I wish you the best!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

I just ate 52 pizza rolls. In. One. Sitting. There are 152 calories in two rolls. I just consumed 7,904 calories! I also drank an entire two liters of Coca-Cola. I’m afraid to go to sleep now. Will my stomach explode if I lie horizontally? Can my body handle that many calories??? I don’t plan to sleep or lie down until I hear back from you. HELP!

Overly Full

Dear Overly,

Why on Earth would you do this to yourself? Yes, they are delicious. But you MUST be hurting! However, you will be fine. You have a better chance of farting a hole through your sheets than your stomach exploding.

With love, Georgia

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