Thought Provokers: 8/31/2022

Of all of the common household flies people have killed so far in our existence, flies have not evolved to avoid humans.

You are probably still ‘it’ from an unfinished game of tag.

Driving safely is less about how you drive, and more about how you predict other people will drive.

Humans are the apex species on the planet yet the majority of us have never hunted prey to feed ourselves.

The human brain is so powerful that it can overpower the will of itself.

People can’t use you if you’re useless.

We spend all our teenage lives longing for the space of a double bed but spend all our adult lives trying to find someone to fill it.

When we lengthen a word, (i.e. yessssss) we tend to type extra characters of the last letter (s) but we actually emphasize the vowel (e).

Salt is the only edible rock.

It’s pretty disturbing that goldfish crackers are targeted towards the same age demographic that keeps live goldfish as pets.

Birthday presents are rewards for not dying each year.

Toy cars are proportionally more durable than real ones.

You probably can’t prove clouds exist to someone who’s been blind their whole life.

People make a bigger deal out of good people who do something bad than they do when bad people try to be good.

Slamming an old phone down after an argument was way more satisfying than tapping a button on a screen.

Whoever waters the grapes in a vineyard is technically turning water into wine.

Every broken clock tells us when it passed away.

When someone gives you a phone number over the phone, there’s always a brief pause after the first 3 digits to see if you’re a repeater or not.

There will be a whole generation of people that will never step foot inside of a bank.

No matter how much you try to imagine how an upcoming moment will look, feel and play out beforehand, you never ever get close to how it did end up looking, feeling, and playing out.

Car manufacturers providing only one spare tire is the epitome of positive thinking.