Just Ask Georgia: 8/31/2022

Dear Readers: Jo has retired from her column, at least for the time being. Please welcome Georgia, our newest satire etiquette advice giver!

Georgia, I have a question,

How do I convince my cousin, who is dead set on a home birth, NOT to do an at-home circumcision on her son? Her husband is training to be a veterinarian and currently crops ears and docks tails, so she thinks he should be able to perform a circumcision just fine. This makes me very nervous for the baby!

Signed, What to Do?!?

Dear What,

WHAT!!!???!!! Ears and tails are NOT the same things as a baby’s reproductive parts! Wow! No!...