Thought Provokers: 8/10/2022

To pretend like we are yelling, we make our voices quieter.

The best and worst part about the internet: it’s pretty easy to find people who act and think as you do.

There are two types of people: those who stop the microwave with 1 second left, and those who let it beep.

Someday, a murder suspect will use their presence in Google Street View as an alibi.

You don’t have to be a great pilot to be a kamikaze pilot. You just have to get to your destination.

Bumping the price up to $1.25 completely ruins the Dollar Stores' business ideology.

When various forms of contraception fail, that’s just lif...