Thought Provokers 7/27/22

There’s a decent chance that you exist simply because your parent's friends started having kids and your parents didn’t want to feel left out.

The fact that women’s sense of smell is significantly better than men’s is a troubling thought for any man trying to covertly sneak a fart out on a date... you can never be certain that you’ve won the gamble.

Hollywood puts prosthetics on beautiful actors to make them look ugly because they refuse to make ugly actors famous.

People who are trying to accomplish something, like eradicating Malaria, are much more trustworthy than people who want to be something, like a senator.

Amusement parks have cameras that take HD pictures of people going 70mph, but banks can’t get a clear picture of robbers standing still.

Every spoonful of soup is a mini soup.

The wax from every crayon is still out there, just spread amongst billions of drawings and coloring books.

100% of people who don’t understand the difference between correlation and causation will eventually die.

Air conditioning will have to be a human right one day.

Horses are probably the animal that got farted on the most.

Translators have a far larger impact on history than we give them credit for.

Unfortunately for most people, you see your co-workers more than your loved ones.

Since ducks are able to walk on land, swim, AND fly without the use of external technology like humans, they can be considered to be a perfect species.

Growing your hair out is one of the cheapest, easiest, and reversible ways to find out who thinks their opinion matters.

Swimming is technically having fun while trying not to drown.

You’ve never actually seen your ears. Only a reflection of them.

When Spider-Man delivers pizza, the 2-liter sodas are probably ready to explode.

A pregnancy test is the only test where either result can be positive.

Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower.

Rich people aren’t winning at life, they are playing on easy mode.