THOUGHT PROVOKERS: 7/20/2022

Too many people in the world think they can pet any animal like it’s a dog.

It was SO much easier to stumble upon horrifying, unforgettable websites 15 years ago.

Humans will feed wild animals, which is harmful, but won’t feed other humans, which is helpful.

A bad horror movie is usually funnier than a bad comedy movie.

In the future, people will be forced to work during the night when it’s cool and sleep during the day to avoid heatstroke.

Technically, you never actually look someone in the eyes. You look them in the eye.

3 AM feels more like the middle of the night than midnight itself.

A lottery is most likely to be won by someone who makes really poor financial

decisions.

In the future, when googling average weights, we may have to specify whether we are on Earth or Mars.

Nowadays being cute is an evolutionary advantage for animals because of us.

In 200 years, it’ll be eerie clicking on a 150-year-old video knowing that everybody in the video and comment sections is deceased.

A rom-com is always about a woman choosing between two guys but never about a guy choosing between two girls.

The mark F+ is reserved for total failures who have a glimmer of hope.

Every shoe you buy is buy-one-get-one-free.

Space tourism/colonization can put an end to the flat earth theory.

Life is the main franchise, while dreams are the non-canon spin-offs.

Someone saying they will be ready in ‘one second’ often takes longer than someone saying they will be ready in ‘two seconds’.

People get stuck in the same routine because humans adapt to their environment to survive.

People get stuck in the same routine because humans adapt to their environment to survive.

It’s okay if people think that you are dumber than you actually are.

Mall culture is coming back, just in reverse. As food halls become more popular and they start to include retail- BAM, that’s a mall, baby!