Thought Provokers: 7/6/2022

Most vegans have probably seen way more videos of animals being slaughtered than your everyday person.

Anything you may do as a hobby, someone does professionally and earns their living that way.

The thicker your thighs are, the more puppies can lay on your lap.

Cats probably think we are kneeding our keyboards when we type and don’t understand why we don’t ever get to the part where we lay down on it.

Some people’s calculator history is more embarrassing than their search history.

We’re very lucky that mosquitoes aren’t as hard to kill as flies.

Cheating is well liked and accepted as long as you’re the main character of the movie.

The smartest child prodigies probably declined the option to skip grades and graduate several years early because they also understood the social effects.

Your kids won’t remember everything you do for them, but they will remember if you don’t do anything at all.

It’s much harder to accept that good things happen to bad people.

younger generations how to spend their money.

Microphones record sound, megaphones produce sound, regular phones do both.

Trying new food isn’t the problem, it’s paying for food you might not like.

You need lubricant when things are dry, and yet water is a terrible lubricant.

Every song feels special when listened to on a bus ride.

When a crowd starts clapping, everyone claps in a different rhythm - but if the clapping goes on long enough, the clapping syncs.

A sudden burst of heavy rain gives people running abilities they never knew they had.

We want surveillance cameras to prove our innocence more than to prove our guilt.

There are still so many ugly photos of you that have not been taken yet.

Grading homework is a teacher’s homework.

Living healthy only adds years to the end of your life.

Fast food without a list of ingredients can be a slow death.

The people that lived on the spaceship in WALL-E were most likely the descendents of the wealthy elite.