Thought Provokers 6/29/2022

The fact humans have so much trouble understanding each other’s differences says that they aren’t ready for extraterrestrial contact.

The ultimate proof that there are no such things as ghosts is the fact that ghosts never haunt serial killers’ homes, even when bodies are hidden there.

Military-grade evokes a positive connotation unless it’s food.

Society decided that 18 is an adult with no scientific proof whatsoever.

The roof of your mouth isn’t the roof, it’s the ceiling. The top of your head is the roof and everything in between is the attic.

Somewhere in the world rich people probably watch private gladiator fights for their amusement.

People who claim to be intelligent are often the dumbest people around.

You only know you fell asleep because you woke up.

Chances are, throughout your entire life, you’ll probably be at a lot more funerals than a child’s birth.

You can technically run faster than a train if you run inside of it while it’s working.

There’s no actual proof that we think our own thoughts.

Someone sitting in your blind spot in the passing lane on the highway and not passing you is exactly the same feeling as someone silently standing over your shoulder and watching you eat or do work on your computer.

It’s selfish to be buried in a non-biodegradable casket since you’re not letting your body be recycled after you’re done using it.

You never really know just how often you are wrong until you’ve lived with your partner/spouse.

Maybe cultures that bow has fewer problems with lower back pain and posture.

We can come up with original ideas and even create fictional worlds in our minds, but it is impossible to imagine a new color.

When you’re pregnant, every day is bring your kid to work day.

The only real beverage is water. Everything else is dirty water.

Taxpayers pay for their own arrests.

You will most likely live your whole life without seeing your internal organs.

Most sports are based on things that made early humans outperform other animals.

There is a good chance you have argued with someone on the internet without realizing you know them in real life.

Introverted people are permanently dealing with what extroverted people felt in the year 2020.

Cavemen must have been covered in bug bites.

Rome’s greatest victory is that its language is still spoken 66 generations after it fell.