COUSIN CLEAVON'S REDNECK COOKING: Lion, Tiger, Bear (Oh My!) Soup

This is a three-meat soup that is sometimes a once and a lifetime event. When I was a kid, we were able to have it because there was a lion and tiger that escaped from the zoo. We should have stayed inside the house like the news said, but my grandpa used us as bait. He told us to go play outside as he was hanging out the window with his gun.

The lion and tiger did not get shot by my grandpa, but by our buddy John down the street. John did not want the meat to go to waste, so he called my grandpa because he knew we would eat anything. Then my father went out bear hunting. However, he was high...