Thought Provokers: 6/1/2022

Garbage collectors probably constantly help cover crimes without knowing it.

Toothpaste is the only detergent that we care about its taste.

Water is not often thought of as being a chemical.

The world is actually a simulator and nearsighted people are low spec users with upscaling turned on.

People can be more raw, honest, and vulnerable with strangers on the internet.

Buzz Lightyear could potentially be a very strong character with his ability to go beyond infinity.

We only match our clothes in the visible light spectrum, to other animals we might have terrible fashion sense.

Dogs see a leash and associate it with freedom when in reality, it is a restraint on their freedom.

If Matrix was real, machines would have 100% wiped the humans and used cattle as the power source.

Halloween is really strange in that parents actually encourage their kids to accept candy from strangers.

Antarctica is the continent with the highest rate of Ph.D. holders.

If Google Translate suddenly started showing random gibberish instead it would take a while for us to notice.

Corporations would patent the air and charge you to breathe if they could get away with it.

Horchata is Summer Egg Nog.

If your parents insult your character they are insulting their own work.

if you ever feel guilty for not being happy with your life, remember that jay-z cheated on Beyonce.

When life gives you lemons you can make lemonade, but the sugar required to make it palatable is expensive.

A lot of people probably google their symptoms just before dying.

If wormholes exist, there is a very real possibility that our descendants from thousands of years in the future are already living somewhere in the universe.

Technically the skin color of most humans can be compared to chocolate, just different kinds of chocolate.

If you pirate movies, everything you watch is a crime movie.

AM radio is more or less the last man standing in the analog broadcasting world.

Instruments are rarely animated correctly.

When you smell something, you’re just tasting it with your nose.

We don’t wanna know the meaning of life, we wanna know if life makes sense.