Thought Provokers: 4/27/2022

As an adult, you can just buy a cake even when it's not your birthday and eat the whole thing. No one can stop you!

When men play hard to get, it makes women want them more. When women play hard to get, men think they aren’t interested.

Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there messing it up.

In 100 years people are going to fail history tests on stuff we lived through.

People wearing pajamas in public have either given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

People making noise while they eat is incredibly aggravating to an excruciating degree but animals crunching on food is adorable and videos with them eating are wonderful.

It’s ironic that the Vikings became the most peaceful modern countries (Nordic countries like Sweden and Denmark).

If you refuse to have a baby, then you’re probably stopping thousands of people from being born.

When you’re an adult you can rent a bouncy castle whenever you want and you don’t even have to share.

If humans had evolved to have four digits on each hand instead of five, our number systems would likely be base 8 instead of base 10.

Your eraser dies slowly because of your mistakes.

The more you spoil your kids so they don’t have it as hard as you, the less likely they’ll become like you.

Timezones are going to be very odd once we start to make colonies on other planets.

Finding something you like with no one to share it with is true loneliness.

Tobacco companies kill their best customers.

Considering it’s very difficult to get humans to agree on anything, it’s quite impressive how many of us agree to stop at red lights.